February 21st, 2012

What is your favorite form of fairy torture?

  1. tastytastypoison answered: Microwave!
  2. 1973s-finest answered: mashing them into bits then turning them into fairy ice cream.
  3. laundrylaudanum answered: Them being cut in half.
  4. imsoweirdimnotanitimanith answered: I don’t think they should be tortured, but gotta go with them being vored, or fucked
  5. glu8glu8 answered: None. I really like fairies and that was horrible to see. :(
  6. broken-fourth answered: The soap down the anus~ C8
  7. cannonfodderii answered: huh? fairy torture!? fuck what!? jesus tit fucking christ!?
  8. forksandhoes answered: The form in which they torture fairies.
  9. askrucklo answered: GO INTO DA FREEZAH
  10. thundaclap answered: I like ripping their wings off.
  11. sleipinova answered: hmm, cutting them in half.
  12. yamsandpotatoes answered: As much as I am loathe to admit, the frozen one was actually pretty cool.
  13. swagalicious-bootymaster answered: Someone fucking the fairy so it explodes from the inside all over the dick in a shower of sweet, sweet gore
  14. cat-detective answered: None. Oh god, my dashboard is crying…
  15. arepostofarepostofarepost answered: Not believing in them until they die.
  16. silvereliteleader answered: Showing them Edward Cullen.
  17. annaboonahnah answered: DO YOU HAVE THE SERIES WITH THE SNAIL PEOPLE?
  18. scared-bob answered: whitewolf.wikia.com/wik…
  19. sabrestupid answered: noy.
  20. pottednai answered: NONE BRO, I WAS EATING!
  21. lynxieles answered: the freezer one made me laugh.
  22. ununseptimum answered: the one where he hangs them with the weight of the chopped up bodies of their friends i mean so ingeniously declicious
  23. luminus-ex-nihilo answered: Well now that I’m familiar with it, I particularly like the freezing.
  24. h1ghlander360 answered: Ripping off there wings.
  25. ratfacelobotomy answered: They’re all awful. The guy who made those has a laser-like focus on all the wrong things. THERE ARE SO MANY. AND THEY ARE DONE SO WELL. GAAAH
  26. barnabanana answered: i thought the head key chain was nice, but the scale by far is the most creative. my god what am i saying.
  27. annacantsleep answered: cotton swabs, both ends
  28. radishson answered: castration! kawaii
  29. suikacha answered: i beg your pardon?
  30. tokajein answered: the kind made with paper.
  31. usedgrowl answered: all of them!
  32. perksofbeingblonde answered: Rip their wings off
  33. askmeanbeanmachine answered: Catching them in a net or bottle.
  34. plasmapanda answered: putting them in jars and drowning them in ejaculate, of course. why would anyone answer differently
  35. forebodingburger answered: jesus christ they’re all so terrible
  36. grimmstheunfantastic answered: ALL.OF.THEM. Fuck yeah. I wonder why he didn’t burn any.
  37. dannigoodberry answered: all of them hhehehehe (not really though)
  38. epicderpfish answered: The blue one.
  39. 2k3wl4sk00l answered: showing them what we humans have made of their likeness in the name of porn obvs
  40. mishykinz answered: the non-existent kind
  41. dr-tsundere answered: I don’t understand why people even make shit like that . ◔̯◔
  42. i-am-septima answered: Disney animation studios
  43. itsbadarttime answered: No fairy torture is my favourite kind of fairy torture.
  44. bluebirdordinary answered: HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT HEY HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN LOOK HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT HEY HEY LISTEN
  45. orangefrobro answered: Dipping them in BBQ sauce and biting off pieces of their limbs.
  46. zombiegraycat answered: the “omg you’re ripping my clit” one made me laugh because would you really say that if it was happening? xD
  47. tan00ki answered: The one where the scissors is splitting him in half.
  48. emperorempoleon2 answered: The torture that it brings to my eyes
  49. drowsyfantasy answered: Plucking its wings off.